you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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