He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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