i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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