What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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