he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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