I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
last night I used snow as a chaser
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize