Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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