I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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