there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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