I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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