Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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