is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i dont even know how to be here
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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