no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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