Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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