it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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