this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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