Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
