I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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