Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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