what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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