pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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