Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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