question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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