i just had sex bonerless
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
