How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.