I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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