I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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