Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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