Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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