Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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