My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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