I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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