im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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