i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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