I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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