So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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