i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she pinky promised me she was 18
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
