do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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