Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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