hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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