we have officially lost it.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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