it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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