Where is the hickey?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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