Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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