ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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