so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.