I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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