THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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