ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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