question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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