Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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