# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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