I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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