yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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