We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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